desperately seeking soul (and other hypothetical romantic mission statements)

“over-read hypersexual misanthropist seeks same.”

“malcontent masochist seeks nice boy to lay in bed with full-time”

“quasi-suicidal, prematurely jaded young lady looking for that special someone who can say several sentences in a row that don’t warrant a sigh, cringe, or eye roll”

2 thoughts on “desperately seeking soul (and other hypothetical romantic mission statements)

  1. narcissistic and self-disgusted man seeking empathetic and dismissive human capable of rolling around and moaning platitudes.

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